"I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, 'tied to the train tracks', 'soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis'— bad."
|STARGÅTE SG-1 Episode: Hathor (1.13)|
|CARTER: "Why do I feel like I'm in a women-behind-bars movie?"|
|And a thousand Sam/Janet fan-fictions were born.|
screencaps are from the excellent gateworld.net
|Remember The Adventures of Sinbad? No? How 'bout... Mæve?|
|Oh, THAT Adventures of Sinbad.|
|The sorceress Mæve was MAGIC!|
|...& she had ATTITUDE!|
|...& HUGE... tracts of land!|
|...& then there was that unfortunate HORNY VIKINGS incident.|
...and then she left the show... and so did most of my interest.
Jacqueline Collen has left acting & moved on to FAIRIES & HORSES! I wish her all the best
& hope she doesn't mind if Mæve stars in a VAN's FiCTiON story at some point in the future. ☻
|Mæve images were gleaned from the web, mostly from Starman's MOST EXCELLENT site, or are from my DiDcap collection.|
|▼▼▼—NEW—28 MARCH 2009—▼▼▼|
|_||Xena Warrior Princess (Anthony & Cleopatra, 5.18)||_|
|Lucy Lawless is pretending to be Xena, Warrior Princess, who is pretending to be Cleopatra, who has died of an asp bite in the milk bath (which has gotta hurt). Naked, in golden chains, and rolled up in a carpet, Xena has herself delivered to Marc Antony, who holds the rank of Roman Stud-Muffin, conveyed upon him by the Senate and the Vestal Virgins' Booster Club (Bake Sale Committee).||
||...there ensues a long, sweaty night of hot monkey love, right?||WRONG!!|
|Marc Woosie unlocks Xena/Cleo's chains!||(Which, apparently, feels very good.)|
removes all of them.
||...and I mean all of them.|
|...& then doesn't do
know! Xena doesn't believe it either.
|Zeus! What does a
have to do to get laid in this town? ● ● ●
|_||The BIG juicy Xena-caps are from the most excellent Ariane's Xena Warrior Princess Gallery||_|